3. St. Thomas of Lincoln (and Washington)
Another major religious figure here in Nebraska is Tom Osborne-- seen here in a simple devotional painting-- one of our three (hey, that's more than Delaware) members of the House of Representatives. And what exactly qualifies him to sit in the world's greatest deliberative body in order to speak for the good people of our state?
Why, he was the coach of the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers for several years. Many people very seriously lament that he had to step down to a less important job. This is largely accurate.